Lump of Coal Christmas Gift
For that guy that broke up with you by text, send him a lump of coal. For that lost client that decided cheaper with diminished quality from off shore is better then your quality made in Canada product, send them a lump of coal. For that ex girlfriend and who used the old adage no man wants to hear, It's me not you. Get her a lump of coal. Whatever the case may be, for that special someone that really p***ed you off this year, a lump of coal in their stocking may just be the closure you need. Give it a try. There are two lumps of authentic coal in every beautiful package.